The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
When I was growing up I used to lick all…
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the...
Remove my curse!
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...
On a very cold night…
On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the localbrothel and the...
English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...