Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...
Lost In The Snow
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
That IS The Only Difference
What’s the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the...
As US tourists in Israel…
As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outsidea Bethlehem...
Eating some peanuts
|There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf…
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...