A lying cheat
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on...
There was a young girl called Anna…
There was a young girl called Anna,Who was rather good with a spanner.A boy...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
How to write a paper
How to write a paper1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted...
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped…
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a...
Public school dangers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...