Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar…
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar. Each time someone comes...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
The Crystal Glass Bowl
Sister Mary Holycard was in her 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and...
ghost shit
It was late one night and three guys just got done partying. So they...
Guests for dinner
|The following is a true story.There was this little kid who had a bad...
Talking Frog
My 75 year old Dad was taking his daily walk through the park when...
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said…
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, “I want you to help me...