The Police Officer’s Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all...
A man was complaining to a friend…
A man was complaining to a friend.”I had it all. Money, a beautiful house,...
I Said the F Word
A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest...
A question for Bill Clinton
A question for Bill Clinton:”What was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?”"She has the whitest...
You know you are a teacher if…
You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.You find...
Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...
Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
Hair Growth
A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had...
A young girl is speaking with her father…
A young girl is speaking with her father.”Daddy, what’s that between your legs?”"That’s my...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News III
Good News, Bad News, Worse News III Good: Your husband understands fashion Bad: He’s...