Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
Most dentists chairs go up and down…
Most dentists chairs go up and down, don’t they?The one I was in went...
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid…
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at...
Dictionary of Evaluation Comments
Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really sayingin all...
Armando asks…
Armando went to his neighbor and asked, “Hey Carlos, do you like a woman...
New Year Nerd Resolutions
|NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON’TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU’RE A NERD 16. I...
Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...