How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
Stupid drunk blonde
|A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
Oh Baby!
A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by...
Fortune cookie mistake
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Answer: A Cockrobin.
The Answer: A Cockrobin.The Question: What are you putting in my mouth, Batman?
Defining these words
|For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which...
Humor relating to Iraq
The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics:...