Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
10 Husbands
TEN HUSBANDSA lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding...
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
The hunting season
This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As...
The Vet Delivers
There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He...
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam…
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
Delivering a baby
|A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.It was...