Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up…
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up in the morning...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...
Dentist Visit
The Smiths were shown into the dentist’s office, where Mr. Smith made it clear...
Is it worth it?
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow....
Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...
At the Doctors…
At the Doctor’s… -A young woman said to her doctor, “You have to help...
A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....