…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
Caught for speeding
|The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for...
Mirror cross the road
Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin…
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry
|10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.9. We’d all...
The blonde bank robbers!
Two blondes were planning to rob a bank.The first blonde had a tendancy to...
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day…
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If...
The Confessional
Tommy O’Connor went to confession and said, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”…..”What...