Man who goes to sleep with sex…
Confucious say: “Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with...
Empire State Building
A bleached blonde and a natural blonde were on top of the . How...
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Cool REAL Signs!
At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)”Best Place in Town to take a Leak”Sign over...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill?
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill just approved by the FDA for...
Truck Driver Snow
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts.”Say, what’s...
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...