Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Can You Read This?
A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots...
Helping a criminal
|When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets...
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
Two pyscologists
2 pshycologists met each other in a street one day.One said to the other,...
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
|A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night,...
GRAND CANYON
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT...