You Caught My Eye
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
Please describe him
|A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer...
Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...
Suspense!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...
Taking It With You
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Clinton and Gore at lunch!
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
The first reindeer seen in a bar
|One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in...
3 Sick Soldiers…
An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks...
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....