Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
Laws of Life
Katz’s Law:Men and women will act rationally towards each other only after all other...
Scary organization
|The most dangerous organization in America today is:a) The KKKb) The American Nazi Partyc)...
Irish jokes in a pub
|A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in a pub, when an irate Irishman stands...
A lying cheat
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...
Sex operation!
A man walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful lady.”May I...
M & M Factory
Q. Why can’t blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out...
The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...