All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
Fifty ways to be annoying in computer labs
|1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...
Why Women Live Longer
Why do women live longer than men?Someone has to stick around and clean up...
Bee Sting
A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the...
Return the Dog
Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out...
Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
Government is there
|At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology...
A naive young girl goes into the doctors office.
A naive young girl goes into the doctor’s office. She says, “Doc, I’m getting...