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Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
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The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to…
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Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
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Show Me Your License
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Trombone jokes
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Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
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