Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car?
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car? Neither has he.
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Roadkill again?
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to...
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar…
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His boss, instead of...
If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets…
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night?A new...
A Daughter’s Letter Home
Dear Mom and Dad, It has now been three months since I left for...
Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...
Last Ditch Effort
Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would...