Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
sailor’s experience in the Army
|The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual sailor’s experience in...
Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Jelly
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, “So how?s your breakfast...
We need to help these people
|A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We...
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
Sewage, Oh no
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a...
Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm....
Throwing away garbage
|An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large...