What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin?
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?
Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?A: How else do you tell...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
Going to the Doctors
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The...
This dog is acting bad
|While waiting for a bus, the blind man’s dog decided to go to the...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house....
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...