Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
Surfing the Internet
|Surfin’ the NetSo I think I’m in the clearthe boss is no where in...
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...
A golf blooded reptile!
|What do you call a rich frog?A golf blooded reptile!
In the forest
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?A quadraplegic...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
looking for bookworms
|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!