What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
Mary was having an affair during the day while…
Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband,John, was at work....
From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says…
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, “All right, class, I want you...
A man let out a humongous burp…
A man let out a humongous burp. Nearby, a man loudly says,”How dare you...
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...