Windows 95
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Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...
Elephant jokes 14
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Knitting and driving
|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up...
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk…
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a...
Train
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean…10. I think...