What do ya call…
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!
French Fighter Pilot
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the...
Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.
Filling in for St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
Sign of drinking problem
Sign of drinking problem…You shout, “I’m not as think you drunk I am.”Sent by...
If, And, Butt!
If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is...