What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time?
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!
I’m not fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
You will forget it
|An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?He has...
This guy was driving down the highway…
This guy was driving down the highway and was pulled overby the cops. The...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
A man walks into a jewellers shop…
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon...
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.