Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer…
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted....
Strange name for cats
|One day there was a woman who lost her cat named “LOVE.” It was...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
I received a letter from my bank the other day…
I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,”This is the...
Factory Workers
In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that...