Trick-or-treating is better than sex
THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10. Guaranteed to get at least...
There was a drunk man walking down the street turning…
There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and...
Just a memory!
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami.They...
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven…
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with...
Things You Never Use
Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in...
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
Definition of Windows
|Webster’s Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell...
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...