Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...
Men Are Like Popcorn
Why are men like popcorn?They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her…
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession:...
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
Polak With Chainsaw
A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in...
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City…
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Quick Witted Boy
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket.A man...
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man…
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.He says to her, “What’s...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...