Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Legion Camel #1
A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
THe guy who invented the hokey pokey’s funeral
eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey’s funeral....
Yo mama’s house is so dirty
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house...
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn’t,she wouldn’t have stained her...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Is he a good dentist?
|A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to...
If Men Had PMS
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...