Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman...
Flea jokes 01
|What is the most faithful insect?A flea, once they find someone they like they...
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
Painting shows it all
|At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a...
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks…
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he...