Standardized Guide to the Bases
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Lying Politicians
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a...
How are you feeling?
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The Operation
A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, “Doc, how long...
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
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Two male flies are buzzing around…
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real...
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...