Green
Q: If you’ve got a green ball in your left hand, and a green...
Have a first child
|A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being...
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant…
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins?
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? He wanted to...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
Why Blonde Jokes Are One-liners
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men can remember them. or So...
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks…
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he...
Doing the job right
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.Doing the job WRONG...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...