One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided…
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married.He was a...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
Universal Corporate Translator
“ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION”:You’ll be making under $6 an hour.- – - – -”ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN...
Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
Dead blonde in a closet?
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A. The 1988 Hide-and-Go-Seek...
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man…
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for...
Absentminded Doc!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his...
We Don’t Argue
Jim and I have been married for two years now and we have not...