Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
You might be a redneck if…
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch:
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch: You Decide __________ | ______ | ________ | | | ||...
White House news release!
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom...
Clean restrooms
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said”CLEAN RESTROOMS...
The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes…
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste.The first guy said”I...
The Police Officer’s Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all...
The reason for running
|A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually...