Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
Please describe him
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Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving
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Saddam and Clinton
What might’ve happened:Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first...
How to buy a stero
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12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
Costume party
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go...
Hunting with a wife
|A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. Ibn...