Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman...
There was three guys, one with a rubber…
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Bad Timing
A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as...
Bee Sting
A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the...
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar…
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers...
Dinosaurs are talking
|Dinosaur #1: “How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?”...