Dad will never say
|Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,”I hear that you’ve...
George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Philly Cops
Two men are driving through Philadelphia when they get pulled over by a Highway...
For their 25th wedding anniversary…
For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a...