Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
Never say it at work
|TWELVE THINGS YOU’LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS1. Never give me work...
Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette?
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette? Well about 15 minutes!
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?She hikes up her...
Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...
Man On Bridge
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...