The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari…
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari F-50...
What occurs twice in a lifetime…
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a...
No symptoms
Doctor, the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it...
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
Blondie Gets A Haircut
A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she’s wearing earphones connected to...
I\’m glad I\’m a woman
I’M GLAD I’M A WOMANI’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...