Hoppalong Cassidy!
|What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?Hoppalong Cassidy!
Lawyer’s Birthday Gift
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls and…
Q. what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls in the...
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?A 15...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
A blond walks into a bar…
A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!
Trouble at tax time!
A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada’s IRS) asked his accountant...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?They both cause you to stand...