Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
Just plain dumb
A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed...
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...
Child sent to bed
|A small boy is sent to bed by his father… “Da-ad…” “What?”...
Great lines from job evaluations!
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
Polygamy and…
A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in...
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...