Arkansas Crazy Law
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month....
Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...
What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...
Three Hymns
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money...
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller…
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back...
Star spangled banner
you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the...
Twelve Days of Fast Food
|On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big...
Clinton and Gore at lunch!
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...