Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...
A different father
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
Polish Plane Landing
Polish Air Lines flight 113 was descending for a landing at anairport they had...
A Shaggy Bear Story
Two guys were walking in the woods one day, and they all of a...
Gravol Label
I just bought some Gravol for my kids. It’s even called “Gravol for Children”....
California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...
Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...