The black baby.
Q: What did the black baby say to its mother when it had diarrhea?...
Sisters of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “, House...
A Shaggy Bear Story
Two guys were walking in the woods one day, and they all of a...
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
On the Train
A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for...
Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price,...
Good news and bad news
The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul...
Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.
Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...