Escaping from a lion
Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on...
Wealthy investors
|A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, “I...
I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
Costume party
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
Worm your way out of that one!
|What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Condom Education.
A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon...
Penis Tax
New IRS Tax PolicyGOVERNMENT NOTICEJanuary 1, 1995To: All Male TaxpayersFrom: IRSRE: Notice of Increase...