Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
Did Santa Give You That Present?
|On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...
Old Beach Babe
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns...
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...
Adam and Eve.
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.When Adam stayed out very late for...
Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...
The Flood
One night a torrential downpour soaked South Louisiana. The next morning the resulting floodwaters...
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...