Looking into their eyes
|A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
Building a bridge
A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it...
A Horse walks into a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long...
What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamedthat you gave...
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...
Do you go to church?
|A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
Nixon and Clinton Similarities!
“Similarities between presidents Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton”:Nixon: Watergate Clinton: Water BedNixon: His biggest...
Little Carrie likes to screw
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...