My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
If You Love Something….
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and...
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
Jews & Christmas
December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!-Jon Stewart
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Snowmen and Snowladies
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.
What is a yankee?
What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself.
Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball???She choked…