Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
On Gender Differences
The following comments are those of Bill Hall who is a syndicated humor columnist...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Buzz Buzz Buzz!
A man and a woman have just finished shagging when suddenly a bee flies...
Question: What is 1 + 2?
Question: What is 1 + 2 ?Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally...
Mr.Richman has 3daughters…
Mr.Richman has 3daughters. Their names are nobody, somebody and crazy.One day nobody and somebody...
A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!
Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
Visual joke
Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: “what’s this?” – A...