Mothers taught us
|Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing...
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....
Only in America…
Only in America… Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than...
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
Polish Gold Medal Winners
Hear what the Poles did with all their gold medals?Went home and got them...
Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...
Its a Matter of Perspective
Dear Mom and Dad:Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing...
What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...