Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?They both cause you to stand...
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?No one to talk to during orgasm.
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Santa and the Blonde!
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a...
A middle manager is called into his bosses office…
A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning.He is...
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
Strategy
The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work,...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
Aussie Trouser Snake.
An Australian Combat Field Engineer Sergeant and a U.S Marine were on exchange duty...